call me grace

so today at work i sideswept the knife and those little fuckers are SHARP! so yeah, i started bleeding right in the middle of a sandwich and i didnt know what to do about it but my manager made me go stand in the back...while im back there, everyone like, started evacuating the stuff on my side of the line. like it was ebola. it had to be written down on the injury list and customers were all weirded out but after a couple mintues i got right back to work. 2 bagels later what do i do? thats right, i cut myself again. so my manager was like, im going to watch you to see what you are doing wrong so of course that was a barrel of fun. hes like, when do you cut yourself...and i said, when i put the knife down i just hit my finger. he didnt seem to understand. oh and then i dropped the knife on the floor, almost on my foot. i just hope i still have the same number of fingers and toes at the end of the summer.